if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
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"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
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*casually wants a penis in all of my orifices*
your ears and nostrils are orifices
i dont see how this changes anything
remember in hannah montana the movie when a whole town found out she was miley stewart and they all just agreed to keep it a secret yea tht was bs
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*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
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they will peacefully negotiate with a serial killer, rapist or spree killer but god forbid a black teenager gets a craving for candy at night.
yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school
do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years
(Source: worldpeaces, via could-you-love-this)
shout out to everybody who has school soon
i believe in you
you will be excellent this year
and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart
just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?
group hug ily all